Make a wish and have it corrupted

[Wizard]

Here's how it goes:
Bob: I wish I was rich.
Bobilinda: Granted! But then you just became mad with money and power.


I wish I had a cookie

[narc]

Granted! But then you just became mad with cookie and power.
(that is the correct format, is it not?)

I wish Clinton came back into office.

[Mario]

Granted! But then you become mad with Clinton and power.

I wish my knee didn't hurt

[ellieee]

Granted! But then you just became mad with painless knees and power.

I wish I knew how to play this game.

[narc]

Granted! But then you just became mad with understanding and power.

I wish I wasn't so good at ruining other people's games.

[Mario]

Granted! But then you become mad with skillz-that-killz and power.

I wish narc would spank me.

[narc]

Granted! But then you became mad with internal bleeding and power.

I wish my girlfriend lived on the same continent as I do.

[Mario]

Granted! But then you become mad with tang and power.

I wish I had motivation to do my work.

[Pryanka]

But then you'd be so absorbed in working that you wouldn't have time to enjoy life!

I wish math came naturally to me!

[ellieee]

But then you'd be so absorbed in being fantastic in that you wouldn't have time to enjoy biology!

I wish my elbow wasn't so itchy.