Make a wish and have it corrupted

[Vivek]

But then the zombies started cannibalism...therefore eating all the other zombies before you could see one.

I wish I aced these midterms D;

[lambardino]

Granted but your teacher loses the exams forcing you to retake a harder version.

I wish I could be mean to people that need it the most.

[Vivek]

Granted but you were mean to a loan-shark and he got 27 hitmen on yuu!

I wish I was better at CoD