Make a wish and have it corrupted

[Spree]

Granted, but someone stole your computer so you cant use the internet

I wish i had a golden bar

[Poshers]

Granted! But the golden bar is so heavy no one can pick it up.

I wish people living down the hall would stop blasting their music.

Edit: Wow it took me aw hile to type that lol.

[Mario]

Granted! But then you become mad with quiet and power.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep every night.

[narc]

Granted! But then you became mad with bed sores and power.

I wish all cracker ants were dead.

[jellymaster2]

Granted! Though, you've gone mad with Ant-lessness and power.

I wish school wasn't so boring.

[Pryanka]

but then you'd have fun and become smart and destroy the world!

I wish essays weren't so fun.

[Jo]

Granted, but now you've lost movement in your hands for not using them enough.

I wish I wasn't gay. ;o

[KTRoo]

Granted, but then you get your dick bitten off by pussy teeth =)

I wish I wasn't fat

[Jo]

Granted, but you have become so skinny that no man made clothes fit on you so you must walk around naked, everywhere you go.

I wish I could grow facial hair faster.

[KTRoo]

Granted, but then you grow a beard so long in an hour you trip over it

I wish I was a pirate